Funny Riddles

Funny Riddles

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What has hands but can’t clap?

A clock!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter "M"!

What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?

A piano!